Interviewer: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?
Mike: N9m per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals
Interviewer: Today is ur lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment, a fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you're entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service...
Mike: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Oga you must be joking!!!!
Interviewer: Of course I was joking! No be you start am? mumu!
