Kim K. Welcomes baby girl.

"She af born oooo! At last! Congrats to her but ermmm.. The belly bin worry her sa. Check out this photo.

Life is still beautiful jare.

Jokes. "LOBATAN"

What is LOBATAN? 

Hmmmmm, 

LOBATAN is when ur boyfriend wants u to meet his family and on getting there: 

*The elder brother is ur EX.... 

*The sister is d lady u just fought with over a man.... 

*The mother is d nurse who begged u not to abort your 4th pregnancy but u did....

*The father is d sugar daddy who just bought u BB Z10..... LOBATAN:) 

Isssshh!!!

Much ♥♥♥♥♥

Julia.

Classy or Trashy?

Eva Alordiah. Nigerian female rapper I guess. What is happening? 

Maybe "Fire" is her inspiration cause I don't understand. Dear readers, kindly educate me Biko?!

Toh!

Sex tips for MEN...

Ok! Lets get started. I've got a few to talk about this mid day as I really wanna hit on you. This is no excuse for where you come from, a man is a man everywhere and that includes, you! The Nigerian man.

Be Romantic!

Nigerian men, please step it up a little. Not just thinking of chocolates and shawarma, but women do like their partners to be thoughtful. "The main complaint is that you guys don't woo us enough. "Kissing - what happened to that?" Men need to build day-to-day intimacies like kissing and touching into everyday life. The kiss am talking about should not be a prelude to sex.  You have to maintain a level of intimacy in general that doesn't always lead to sex."

Be thoughtful towards your partner. It could be as simple as taking her to the salon, dinner dates, carrying her handbag, washing the dishes..hmmm! 

Help!!! She's got bad breath.

Dear Julia,

My girlfriend's got an awful, embarrassing mouth odour. How do I tell her? How do I help her to treat it? I love her very much and don't want to loose her. I need to know how to go about this. I really want to help her. I need your advice please.

Readers, I need your comments on this please.

Few things LADIES should not do...part 1

1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense. It makes you look like you've got a terminal disease.

2.  Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory. Rubbish! Absolutely.

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath. Naaaah!

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there's a reason why they sell nail polish remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother. Rather than wear " banga shaft or native sponge. Lol!

Truth be told, every woman is guilty one way or the other. To the men, what don't you like about us?

Janet Jackson is worth $1 billion..and it has nothing to do with her husband

Janet Jackson is already on the "music legends" list but she's also joined another sought after collective: the billionaire club. Janet has made over $1,000, 000, 000 through out her career.

Oh Tracy!

...but why??? Try leave Facebook for younger generation who can really navigate their way and not box rubbish publicly.

Bad part of the story, she's engaged.

Let's talk about SEX - the missionary position.

Got ya! I was absolutely sure you will read this as I had you in mind when writing this piece.

At one time the missionary position was sex. As a kid, if I read about sex or glimpsed a love scene on TV before my parents switched channels, that was the position the couple was in — the man on top, the woman gazing up at him adoringly. But then came the '90s, in Africa. The hemlines went down and women went up. Indeed, woman-on-top was virtually compulsory, and anyone who didn't have a sexual repertoire to rival the Kama Sutra had to hang her head in shame. "Feminists and sex experts united in the view that the missionary position made a woman passive and subservient to her man".... Well, thats their view. No wonder we didn't always climax — in that position the clitoris probably wasn't stimulated, and neither was the G-spot! 

Tribal marks

What exactly is tribal marks for? Fashion, Tradition, Rituals maybe wickedness....

Chei.... I feel your pain son, abi na girl sef.

...but whyyyyyyy?!  Fine girl like this?

Mhennnn,! This is not fun at all. Dear Africa, common wake up!

.....not with my daughter.

I really feel so emotional about this pain right now, just wanna cry....

Muchos Gracias.

To the creator of the heavens and earth, I really, totally appreciate your love towards me. I want to say a big Thank you for another year. I am blessed by the outpour of love and affection I got yesterday being my birthday. Thank God for great friends, family and even foe.
The calls, text messages, radio shout out, facebook messages, bb messages (dps & pms) what's app messages, voice notes, song dedications, emails....waoh! Am truly overwhelmed.

...To my mum, who reminded me of my age and the fact that i wasn't growing younger, thank you for being there, always. Presently my Facebook page is frozen, too many notifications I guess....that reminds me, I need to talk to Mark Zuckerberg about this. surprised? He's actually 'my boy'..... When you're big, you're big so flaunt it....lol! I appreciate people who had sent their wishes before their facebook reminder prompt. At some point, I was confused about my birth date as most friends had been sending their wishes 3days before yesterday. Thanks to friends who had quite a lot of my pictures and kept changing it all day, it turned out to be an amazing competition.
....and there were cakes from great friends. Yes! 'Cakes' but only one picture available. Other cakes came melted and squashed.

From a great friend.

I was also touched by loads of inspiring words but this, below stirred up my spirit.....thank you!

...above all, I really want to appreciate and thank everyone for being part of my life thus far. With you all, am glad we could make the world jealous of our existence. On this note, " I cannot categorically tell you my birthday is over....it will be made known by MY OGA @ THE TOP. That's all!

That moment....

That annoying moment when a security man or woman, especially the ones that open the door at eateries, restaurants, banks and even corporate firm. they welcome you with, " Happy weekend......

...on a TUESDAY, imagine! Could it be the past weekend they are referring to or the one to come. Please, I need your help in understanding this people.

"I was there" many years back.

This picture was taken on my 21st birthday. Am sure you were fully represented... Spot yourself. "Sabojosssss" lol. 

Chei...! The people in this next picture will kill me after seeing this....

Where is Kenneth Chukwu😭(NOLLYWOOD actor) I miss him. He was fully represented too

...the guy holding was my classmate ooo.. Ermmmm?! Forgot his name sef, it starts with R.. Thanks guys. Much love. 

 

....that little girl called Julia.

Memoirs!

....she's so cute

Happy birthday Julia.

Memoirs....!

At 3.

At 21...

....and it's my birthday!!!

Go Julia, it's your birthday....!

It feels so great to be a year older today. Looking years back, I can't really count vividly the blessings I own, especially the ones I don't deserve. God has been so faithful.
Going back in memories, I recall when I was 3, my birthday was a grand with my mum and siblings as host. My mum told me I was really naughty all through that day.
At 21, I had another big one, courtesy my mum, God bless her. She made this huge cake like it was my wedding and killed a ram. Awesome moments with friends, colleagues and even foes.
As I grew older, I had wish it will be the same sweet, peaceful celebration as recorded every year until my last birthday, Tuesday,12th June, 2012. It was raining heavily, flooded, awful, sad with tears. It was a very long sorrowful day...saving the story for another day.
But today, I refuse not to be happy as I see beyond the things around me. I am so grateful for things yet to come.

Join me in today's celebration. Am so excited!!!!!