I want to use your medium to sound few warnings to that guy trying to impress my woman. I am not angry, Its just for your information.
- Do not buy her Sharwama with too much pepper, she doesn't like it. I guess I passed that test that's why I married her.
- Do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentally challenged. - Do not tip my gateman, he always misbehave each time you do. That's when he gets drunk and sleep all day.
...Is it tango or tangle..lol! - Do not use that cheap perfume you bought from that "aboki" to my house again, it takes so long to get rid of the awful smell.
- And lastly......Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot.
A cheerful wife loaner..
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